RogerStork

Check out the cool Skitzo the 1920's psycho bear stuff, I love it!
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Hi, I was very pleased when I got the notice about the deviantheart.com datingservice on deviantart. Though I love flirting safely online, I'm too lazy to find a real potential love on my own so I decided to give it a try. The notice promised to find the devious love of my life using a complex algorithm based on 50 levels of compatibility. First I needed to take the questionnaire, a list with some options I could select like, age, what type of artist I want to date, and what's important to me in a match. I really dont care if I'm gonna date for instance a digital artist or a filmmaker, but had to choose anyway. Of course a good heart is wanted in a match but then I couldn't pick 'really goodlooking' and 'have a lot of money' anymore, which are equally important to me. Is there really a database on DA that keeps track on those things about us? After some contemplation about the best options I clicked the 'find my match' button eager to meet my second half. There was a match! Some girl on the other side of the world nicknamed Faithbringsdeath, 'Will eats yo face' as a comment signature, didn't seem my age by far. I got offered to send her a lovenote instantly but I was glad I checked the profile first. Coincidentally I'm going on a vacation to the girls country in a while, but its probably not wise to contact her because I just dont want my face eaten by someone half my age. So I clicked back to fill in the form some other way and whatever anwers I gave the same girl came out as a match every time. Strange, because it didn't matter if I gave up an age of 60 to 64, or even if I was looking for a male... And so the girl became creepier then I allready thought. I can't imagin what kind of drugs the programmers were on when they made this service. Deviantheart.com, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life alone or will the algoritm be updated soon? Maybe I'll try again later. Oh wait... it's april 1st.

I'm working on a series of abstract paintings that I will be keeping a secret until I have 20. Already sold the first to a friend so it's hard getting there. My home is a mess because of it, I need to rent a studio this year to reach my goal, my home is just too small to work in. Also I'm arranging some stuff for my first trip to America (yay). Can't remember when I last had my tablet connected... So thats why I havent uploaded much lately. I will upload some stuff that I found sitting on my computer waiting to be finished. Hope you'll enjoy

Hey everybody,

A while ago I thought it would be fun to enter the cute versus horror contest by AnotherContestGroup. So I made this for it and won my first contest here on deviant art.



missimoinsane arranged a lot of prizes for the winners, many llama's, features and even a bunch of commissions. I want to thank everyone that donated a prize and offered their time to deliver. I decided to let some artist draw my niece in their own style, so I can frame all of the work and give it to her on her birthday.

Here's the art I got.


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promotional stamp by

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and this one of me as a knight in shining armour :thumb276765867: by

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Thanks!!



This is all the stuff I won, thanks again Imogen! I collected a lot of it.

50  ~ ~ACG-PointsDonations
A llama (if available) ~ ~ACG-PointsDonations
Permanent Page Feature ~ #AnotherContestGroup
Weekly Journal Feature ~ #AnotherContestGroup
Journal Feature ~ *missimoinsane
A free human-oid digital painting ~ *missimoinsane
A llama (if available) ~ *missimoinsane
Llama (if available) ~ ~AlceX
Critique ~ *gethntysear
News Feature ~ ~tutcat
Journal Feature ~ ~tutcat
Free Gift Art ~ ~tutcat
Journal Feature ~ `touchedvenus
Chibi Request ~ *chobitsmng
Promotion Stamp ~ ~Ni3nk3
Chibi Request ~ ~RLacrouse
A llama (if available) ~ ~RLacrouse
A full body drawing ~ ~afsimart
A llama (if available) ~ ~afsimart
Free Sketch/Doodle ~ ~Noru-Chan
A llama (if available) ~ *Enchantress-Nova
A llama (if available) ~ ~DamnitJanetILoveYou
A llama (if available) ~ ~JulianPonse
A llama (if available) ~ ~MintyBadger02
A llama (if available) ~ *AJ333
A llama (if available) ~ *Seishin91
A llama (if available) ~ ~kamioto-furin
A llama (if available) ~ ~hellomotos
Free humanoid commission ~ ~HappyWithADashOfBlue
A llama (if availabe) ~ =twin-deer
A Free Commission ~ =twin-deer
A llama (if available) ~ ~NewInsanity
Journal Feature ~ #Anime-Lovers-United
A llama (if available) ~ ~ ~EUR0BEAT
A Free Bust (head up) commission ~ ~EUR0BEAT
A llama (if available) ~ ~Mixan-is-a-monkey
A llama (if available) from ~shadow7-7
A Feature from ~shadow7-7
A llama (if available) from *PamNOTJenn
A llama (if available) ~ ~knittywitty
Free Commission ~ ~KermitsFriend
A llama (if available) ~ ~KermitsFriend
Digital Fanart (2x characters max) ~ ~GoldenDragonClouds
A llama (if available) ~ ~cofunkle10
A llama (if available) ~ ~I-Love-Stock
A llama (if available) ~ *Beautasha
Chibi ~ ~rouxegrl
Feature ~ *andishXD
Free Commission ~ ~narwhal-sama
A llama (if available: ~ ~Euphreana
Custom Chibi ~ =ChiharuNekama
Journal Feature ~ =ChiharuNekama
10  (from ~Harsiii via) ~ ~ACG-PointsDonations
Digital drawing ~ =TheWerewolfMustang
A Watch ~ ~GiadaDeo
A Llama (if available) ~ ~GiadaDeo
A Llama (if available) ~ ~StrawberryAssassin
Digital Drawing ~ =TheWerewolfMustang
A llama (if available) ~ ~riku4
Feature ~ ~riku4
Featyre ~ *Sealyanphoenix

If you'd ever want a shitload of prizes like this, think about entering a contest at